Ghost on a Post - Patch
Every parent knows about the "Elf on a Shelf." It's basically a scare tactic to get your children to behave or else Santa will hear about their misconduct. So... the elf is really just a Scout Recon. Well in that case, he should be a little more... tactically equipped. Meet the Ghost on a Post, a 3"x 3" patch with hook 'n loop backing.