Send Lawyers, Guns and Money - Patch

I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk. Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Dad, get me out of this. I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man. Send lawyers, guns, and money. The sh*t has hit the fan. If you are down on your luck, this  3.5"x 3" patch with hook 'n loop backing might just help.